Clever Dog Owner’s Excuse for Being Lazy

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I know what you’re thinking. Who would let their dog run around without legs? Well, me for one! My pup is so clever that he’s found a way to get by just fine with his four paws. I spend all my time on the couch and my dog spends all his time in the yard chasing squirrels. Together we make the perfect lazy duo!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Lucky, because he doesn’t need any! My pup is so clever that he’s found a way to get by just fine with his four paws. I spend all my time on the couch and my dog spends all his time in the yard chasing squirrels. Together we make the perfect lazy duo!

Clever dog owner’s excuse for being lazy.

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This is one of my favorite stories about dogs that I’ve ever heard (I’m not much into animals). It happened quite a few years ago when our family had just moved to this new place in town and we were settling in nicely on the weekends and whatnot. One Saturday morning while I was out by myself taking care of some errands around town, I met up with an old friend from high school who told me he got married last year after college graduation. He told me that his wife was pregnant and they were expecting their first baby in a few weeks. I congratulated him, he said thank you, and we both exchanged some other pleasantries before parting ways again.

When I got home my husband asked what took so long at the store because he needed milk from there when I left an hour ago. That’s when it hit me…I had walked right past our new house! It hadn’t set in yet that it was Saturday morning since weekends didn’t start until after lunch now and this area is kind of small where everyone knows each other anyways which means not many people are out working on Saturdays either like during the weekdays.”

This post will teach you to never be too lazy to do what you need to do.

This post will teach you never to be too lazy for what is necessary.

The author of this article first noticed his mistake when he got home, and asked the question that had been gnawing at him ever since: “What took so long?” When my husband said he needed milk from there when I left an hour ago, it finally hit me.”

I realized that not only did I walk past our new house without realizing it but also Saturday mornings didn’t start until after lunch now which meant no one was out working on Saturdays either like during the weekdays. It’s a good thing nobody saw me because they would have thought I was just being really lazy!

What the author did was give everyone a good laugh and he felt like it had been worth his while to think up that excuse. “What took so long?” When my husband said he needed milk from there when I left an hour ago, it finally hit me.”

The post will teach you never be too lazy for what is necessary. – The author of this article first noticed his mistake when he got to the grocery store and realized that he had been so lazy for not having done his shopping. He knew what would happen if he didn’t go back home to get milk, but instead went straight to work- which was a terrible idea considering they were already running low on it there too.

He felt like it was worth every second of thought put into coming up with this excuse because now everyone realizes just how really lazy I am! 😉

This story is perfect for anyone who could use some motivation in their life or has ever been accused of being lazy themselves. You’ll be able to relate to the characters as they struggle through everyday tasks like cooking dinner and going out to meet friends.

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